Who designs this stuff?
Nick Murray.

Who's that?
An artist and music addict. More specifically, he's a graphic designer, a graduate of The Art Institute of Dallas,
the artist behind the work on youregonnadigthis.com,
creator of / main writer for justaddnoise.com
and now, owner and designer responsible for HMP Clothing Company.

What are your shirts made of?
All HMP dudes tees are 6.1 oz. 100% cotton preshrunk jersey knit, high quality tees.
All HMP chicks tees are American Apparel girly tees.

How much is shipping?
order total / shipping:
$0.01-19.99 / $5 s&h
$20.00-49.99 / $7 s&h
$50.00-99.99 / $9 s&h
$100.00-149.99 / $12 s&h
$150.00 and up / FREE!

How is my order going to be shipped?
All packages are sent usps priority mail.

Where can i buy hmp clothing?
Online here or in Dallas at Deep End. click here for more info.
if you are a retailer interested in carrying our products, please contact us at:
retail@hermajestyspleasure.com

How does this site work?
1- pick a shirt.
2- choose your size (and color if applicable).
3- click "Buy Now" button.
4a- click "continue shopping" to load up on more gear.
-or-
4b- click "secure checkout" to pay and complete your order.
5- wait patiently for your killer new shirt(s) to arrive.
6- hit the streets and represent.

The internet scares the #@$% out of me, can i order via snail mail?
HMP uses the safe and easy- to-use paypal shopping cart, but if you would rather not
use your credit card online, you can send a check or money order to:
HMP Clothing Co.
1407 Windward . Wylie, TX 75098
*be sure to indicate style and size when ordering (and proper shipping [see above])
*Texas residents add 8.25% sales tax

How soon will my order ship?
We generally ship packages out on Mondays and Thursdays, which gets everything out within 3 to 4 days.

What is your return policy?
We will gladly replace any product found to be defective. We will correct any incorrect shipments.