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Letters
emails to HMP from kids in Beaverton...

Letter #1
Hey , I just wanted to start off by saying that you guys are the most outrageously awesome company on this planet.. It may sound weird but you are one of my biggest inspirations for what I do..... I cant tell you how much I talk about you at school.. To get to the point you ROCK... and I was hoping you could find it in your heart to send me some stickers or a t-shirt.. any thing that I can have to show others how much I think of you guys... You rock no matter what you can or cant send, but I just want to give you props for everything youve done...

(Diehard Fan), Brian Delaurenti - brian_delaurenti@yahoo.com

Mailing Address:

17285 nw Madras ct.
Beaverton, Oregon
97006

-I've given away plenty of free shit, but not to suckers that send out a generic form letter all over the internet. Everyone else out there, if you want some free stickers, send us a self addressed stamped envelope and we'll send you some free stickers. If you want a free shirt, you gotta do better than a form letter. Think of something you can do for it. I found this exact same letter after a quick google search at http://www.missionridge.com/phatfour.asp - I hope they didn't give him shit, but they must've believed it enough to post it on their site and not in the same manner as we are... peace.

Letter #2
Hey I just want to start off by saying that your company ROCKs!!!! You all are a big inspiration to me and I couldnt live without you guys!!! I always tell my friends about you guys at school and I would hope you would be so kind to send me some stickers, a T-shirt or something to get the word out and distribute at school. I hope your company keeps up there big success. You all are awesome and I love you guys.

Your fan, Michael Yaz - bmx2extream@yahoo.com

my address:

16822 NW Paisley Dr.
Beaverton, Oregon
97006

-Wow. Sounds like HMP is the biggest inspiration to all the kids in Beaverton - and the talk of the junior high! So I suggested that maybe these two people were friends and wished him luck in his mooching. Maybe Brian told Mike about us at school! His response?

Who the FUCK is Brian you dipshit? Dont come to me with this motherfuckin bullshit about me. I told all my friends about your cool site, but now Im tellin them your a big piece of Shit!!!!!
You really fucked up buddy!!!! Hope your business goes to Hell and you go right with it!!!! Oh by the way im not your brother Jackass, and good luck with you bullshit.

Sincerely,
Mike

Oh no! I guess I "really fucked up"... seriously, look at all those exclamation marks.

 

     
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