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Letters
emails to HMP
from kids in Beaverton...
Letter #1
Hey , I just wanted to start off by saying that you guys are the
most outrageously awesome company on this planet.. It may sound
weird but you are one of my biggest inspirations for what I do.....
I cant tell you how much I talk about you at school.. To get to
the point you ROCK... and I was hoping you could find it in your
heart to send me some stickers or a t-shirt.. any thing that I can
have to show others how much I think of you guys... You rock no
matter what you can or cant send, but I just want to give you props
for everything youve done...
(Diehard
Fan), Brian Delaurenti - brian_delaurenti@yahoo.com
Mailing
Address:
17285
nw Madras ct.
Beaverton, Oregon
97006
-I've
given away plenty of free shit, but not to suckers that send out
a generic form letter all over the internet. Everyone else out there,
if you want some free stickers, send us a self addressed stamped
envelope and we'll send you some free stickers. If you want a free
shirt, you gotta do better than a form letter. Think of something
you can do for it. I found this exact same letter after a quick
google search at http://www.missionridge.com/phatfour.asp
- I hope they didn't give him shit, but they must've believed it
enough to post it on their site and not in the same manner as we
are... peace.
Letter
#2
Hey I just want to start off by saying that your company ROCKs!!!!
You all are a big inspiration to me and I couldnt live without you
guys!!! I always tell my friends about you guys at school and I
would hope you would be so kind to send me some stickers, a T-shirt
or something to get the word out and distribute at school. I hope
your company keeps up there big success. You all are awesome and
I love you guys.
Your
fan, Michael Yaz - bmx2extream@yahoo.com
my
address:
16822
NW Paisley Dr.
Beaverton, Oregon
97006
-Wow.
Sounds like HMP is the biggest inspiration to all the kids in Beaverton
- and the talk of the junior high! So I suggested that maybe these
two people were friends and wished him luck in his mooching. Maybe
Brian told Mike about us at school! His response?
Who
the FUCK is Brian you dipshit? Dont come to me with this motherfuckin
bullshit about me. I told all my friends about your cool site, but
now Im tellin them your a big piece of Shit!!!!!
You really fucked up buddy!!!! Hope your business goes to Hell and
you go right with it!!!! Oh by the way im not your brother Jackass,
and good luck with you bullshit.
Sincerely,
Mike
Oh
no! I guess I "really fucked up"... seriously, look at
all those exclamation marks.
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